when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class


(Source: seedy)


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”


one time in kindergarten i got bored in the middle of class so i just left and walked home from school. they had to call the police to find me and they just found me sitting outside my house playing with grass. amazing.

(Source: assvillage)